A leaked memo revealed that U.S. diplomats are subverting efforts to limit global plastic production, doing so as worldwide plastic pollution grows to over 57 million tons annually. What do you think?
“It doesn’t matter what they do, the papier-mâché revolution is imminent.”
Trent Stensby, Systems Analyst
“Plastic is a vital resource for a thriving landfill.”
Scarlet McCollum, Bookmark Manufacturer
“If plastic is so bad then why is it in my blood?”
Joseph Fogliani, Bin Filler
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
Finn McFrame: changing the world, one satirical lens flare at a time.
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