ITHACA, NY—Revealing the bird species has the capacity to detect botox, fillers, and even laser hair removal, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Avian Biology found that crows are able to recognize faces that have had work done. “It’s clear from observational data that crows have a keen ability to not only detect, but remember faces that have gone under the knife,” said study co-author Susannah Yarkin of the Cornell Ornithology Lab, explaining that even the most minute differences in the fullness of lips or prominence of wrinkles are perceptible to a crow because the region of its brain associated with cattiness is so highly developed. “These birds are far more social than you might expect and appear to inform other crows which humans have gotten a chin augmentation or a brow lift so members of their flock will know who didn’t feel comfortable with their natural features. It doesn’t matter how good a new nose is, the exceptional visual range of crows allows them to spot a rhinoplasty from 500 meters overhead.” Yarkin added that there are documented instances of crows bonding with cosmetic surgery recipients by gifting them syringes full of Juvéderm.
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ITHACA, NY—Revealing the bird species has the capacity to detect botox, fillers, and even laser hair removal, a study published Thursday in the Journal Of Avian Biology found that crows are able to recognize faces that have had work done. “It’s clear from observational data that crows have a keen ability to not only detect, but
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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