Lime is taking over 7UP because why not
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about 7UP changing its taste for the first time in 15 years, and I…
Month: August 2026
Iranian Cyberattacks Target U.S. Water Systems
The FBI has found at least a dozen instances of Iranian hackers targeting municipal water systems, including the networks…
Senate Seats Teetering On Brink Of Certain Doom Apparently
With less than three months until Election Day, the general election fight for control of the US Senate is in…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Iowa Democrats Senate candidate misses nearly 60 percent of votes
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Iowa are listening. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, COMMANDER…
NERGAL Still Playing Same Old Songs In 2026 Because You Clearly Haven’t Moved On
Oh joy, oh rapture! The metal gods have finally answered our prayers and bestowed upon us a live project featuring…
Alaska Airlines Passengers Just Want To Land Already Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about an Alaska Airlines flight that was forced to delay its departure from…
Jurors Stumble Upon Something Actually Interesting In DC Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, there was a trial in Washington’s federal court last month,…
Because You Clearly Need More Money To Buy Avocado Toast
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Powerball jackpot, which is now estimated to be a whopping $905 million…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 9 2026
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has been received, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on August 9 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…