ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump shares post on Truth Social today
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 7 2026
The nation held its collective breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, issued a new TRANSMISSION on…
Meta Gets Hit With Huge Bill For Messing With Kids Minds
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A New Mexico judge has ruled that Meta, the social media…
Madonna and Kylie Minogue Drop New Love Sensation Remix
Madonna and Kylie Minogue have finally come together for a remix of “Love Sensation” from the Queen of Pop’s latest…
Marvel Reboots X-Men Again Because Original Ideas Are Overrated
The X-Men are coming, again, because of course they are. Little by little, a new cast is being assembled, because…
Because What The World Really Needed Was Another Grown Ups Sequel Apparently
Adam Sandler is back at it again, mining his back catalogue for Netflix as the streamer announces a third instalment…
Henry Rollins writes another book nobody asked for in March 2027
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some thrilling news? 🤯 I just can’t contain my excitement… Henry Rollins, the…
Alissa White-Gluz finally finds outlet for annoyingly high vocals with Dragonforce
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some exciting news? 🤩 I mean, I’m not, but I’ll pretend to be.…
America’s Water Supply Apparently Wide Open To Hacking
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A cyberattack on water systems in a dozen states is exposing…
Michael Jackson Biopic Sequel Set For Late 2027 Release
A release date for the sequel to Michael, the insanely popular Michael Jackson biopic, is being targeted for the end…