Brother begs America to care about sibling stuck in China
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. An American scholar, Min Zin, has been detained in China since…
Month: August 2026
Sad: Woman’s Mascara Not Smudged Enough While Filming Crying Selfie Video And Now She Has To Start All Over
PALO ALTO, CA — After experiencing repeated mascara malfunctions, local woman Brittany Gleeson admitted to friends that it took…
Wolves In The Throne Room Drops New Album And Single Today
Wolves in the Throne Room have announced a new album titled Estuary, out October 23rd via Relapse Records, and have…
Beabadoobee Drops Nostalgic New Track Memories Now Streaming
beabadoobee has shared “Memories,” the latest preview of her forthcoming album, Pylon, out September 18th via Dirty Hit/Interscope Records. Stream…
Duffy’s America 250 Reality Show Pulls In Minuscule 2900 Viewers
The reality for a pair of former reality stars? So far, almost nobody is watching. Transportation Secretary Sean Duffy’s new…
New York Capitol Bomb Plot Foiled Because Terrorism Is So Basic
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a 35-year-old woman, Jessica Bowie, who’s been charged with plotting to blow…
Because What the World Needed Was a Record-Breaking Odyssey Remake Sequel
The Odyssey has officially become the highest-grossing R-rated movie in Hollywood history, with a whopping $1.35 billion in worldwide ticket…
Because You Clearly Haven’t Seen Enough MCU Movies Already Avengers Doomsday
Avengers: Doomsday is still months away, but Marvel is already trying to prepare you for the impending doom. The movie’s…
Liberal White Women Stand Weeping Outside Court Trying Jack The Ripper
LONDON — Dozens of liberal white women gathered outside a local courthouse, weeping and holding signs of support for…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: DONALD J. TRUMP nominates Phil Axt to North Dakota court
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of Caps Lock.…