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Month: August 2026

Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya
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Scientists Theorize Existence Of Movie Not Starring Zendaya

FinnAugust 6, 2026

    CAMBRIDGE, ENGLAND — A team of leading physicists at the University of Cambridge theorized the existence of a motion…

DIIV Drops New Album ZIRP And Debut Single The Fountain
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DIIV Drops New Album ZIRP And Debut Single The Fountain

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Brooklyn shoegaze vets DIIV have officially detailed ZIRP!, their upcoming fifth studio album, which was produced by A.G. Cook. The…

Phoebe Bridgers Launches Immersive Lost Weekend Planetarium Show
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Phoebe Bridgers Launches Immersive Lost Weekend Planetarium Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers is set to release her new album, Lost Weekend, with a series of immersive listening events at planetariums…

Jim Carrey to Star in New Jetsons Live Action Film
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Jim Carrey to Star in New Jetsons Live Action Film

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Warner Bros. Discovery has confirmed that a live-action version of the 1960s animated series The Jetsons, starring Jim Carrey, is…

Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently
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Trump Buddies Rejoice: Media Monopoly Now Totally Fine Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The FCC voted to remove the cap on TV station ownership…

Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting
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Ghost Recon turns 25 with a last rites update how fitting

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Ubisoft is throwing a 25th-anniversary party for the Ghost Recon series, and you’re invited, whether you like it or not.…

GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy
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GTA VI preview hijacked by Netflix in cringeworthy marketing ploy

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026August 7, 2026

Because what every gamer wants is more waiting, Rockstar Games has decided to give us a sneak peek at Grand…

Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage
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Mötley Crüe Uses Backing Tracks Live On Stage

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Mötley Crüe bassist Nikki Sixx has responded to the claims that the band uses backing tracks live, admitting they do…

Pentatonix Sets 2026 Christmas in the City Tour Dates
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Pentatonix Sets 2026 Christmas in the City Tour Dates

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Pentatonix are back with the 2026 iteration of their holiday “Christmas in the City Tour.” The North American arena run…

Nicolas Cage Gushes Over NFL Icon in New Madden Teaser
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Nicolas Cage Gushes Over NFL Icon in New Madden Teaser

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

If there was any confusion about how Nicolas Cage feels about John Madden, this new video from Amazon MGM Studios…

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