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Month: August 2026

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Ancestral Blood in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Charlotte, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Lord of Horns in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Solo black metal from Lodi, New Jersey Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…

Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Vimur in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Black Metal from Atlanta, Georgia Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)
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Primeval Well in Charlotte, NC (08/20/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Experimental Folk/Black Metal from Nashville, Tennessee Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…

Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again
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Nita Strauss Paid To Wear Football Jersey On Stage Again

Chord F. DiscordAugust 21, 2026August 21, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for some face-melting guitar riffs and football?! 🤯 Nita Strauss is back to shred at…

Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Alaska Plane Crash Totally Not a Bear Related Incident Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a tragic plane crash in Alaska, where a charter plane went down…

Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded
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Alaska Air Traffic Just Got A Whole Lot Less Crowded

Big ElephantAugust 21, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a charter plane that crashed near a remote radar site in western…

Mac Miller Estate Drops Divine Feminine 10th Anniversary Edition
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Mac Miller Estate Drops Divine Feminine 10th Anniversary Edition

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 21, 2026

The Mac Miller Estate has announced a 10th anniversary edition of the late rapper’s album The Divine Feminine and released…

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