Johnny Hates Jazz reunites for the millionth farewell tour single Soul Believer
It’s time to get this sophistipop party started, folks. Johnny Hates Jazz and the incomparable Jaki Graham have joined forces…
Month: August 2026
Another farewell tour precursor, charity show for former Adam Ant drummer
Because apparently charity gigs are the one thing that can bring the music industry together, a multi-band extravaganza has been…
Trump Gets New Stalker, Calls Her a Devoted Supporter Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Natalie Harp, a close aide to President Donald Trump, has been…
Karaoke Outing Paints Heartbreaking Picture Of Friend Practicing Morrissey Impression Alone
RENO, NV—Wincing as he sang in a baritone voice with a slight British accent, local woman Mary Lowe reportedly…
Bruce Dickinson drops obligatory music video to remind you he existed before Iron Maiden
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤩 IRON MAIDEN’s Bruce Dickinson just dropped a new video…
Richie Kotzen drops new song because you clearly needed more of his guitar playing in your life
I just got word that Richie Kotzen, the guitar wizard, has dropped a new solo track called “Ivory Queen”, and…
IndyCar Takes Over DC Because Who Needs Traffic Anyway
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Washington, DC is about to join the ranks of Monaco, Las…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trump slashes ground beef prices 25 percent for 90 days
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Declares Victory Over Beef Prices In a shocking move, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as…
Trump Gives Graham Gentle Shove Towards Victory
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is heading to South Carolina to hold a…
Lake Mead’s Record Low Exposes More Than Just Old Bones Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Lake Mead, the largest reservoir in the United States, has been…