ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump backs Jon Maples for Florida state house seat
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida’s 87th State House District are about to receive a healthy…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: MAGA Meg Weinberger gets endorsement for Florida reelection bid
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Florida’s 94th State House District has been sealed. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Wilton Simpson gets endorsement for re-election on August 18th
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida have been blessed with a divine endorsement. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Uthmeier backed for Florida AG with 1000 pedophiles arrested
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Florida are rejoicing. In a recent Truth Social post, THE MAR-A-LAGO…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donalds Runs For Florida Governor With Total Endorsement
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the fate of Florida’s gubernatorial election has been sealed. In a recent Truth Social…
Trump Gets Every Single South Korea Fact Wrong Again Somehow
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest tale about South Korea, and I have to say,…
ORACLE ALERT: Ashley Moody gets endorsement for August 18th election
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Florida are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION, THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET declared…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Jennifer Balkcom gets endorsement in North Carolina congressional race
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of North Carolina’s 11th Congressional District should take heed. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: India’s Election Chief Asks US About Valid Photo ID Requirement
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the message is clear: it’s time to get serious about election security. In a…
Anneke Van Giersbergen Still Milking 30 Year Old Album Because You People Won’t Let It Die
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some nostalgia?! 🙄 Anneke Van Giersbergen, the legendary vocalist of THE GATHERING, is…