THE ORACLE SPEAKS: Dan Sullivan gets endorsement for re-election in Alaska
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Alaska have been warned: do not be fooled by the “trickery”…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Nick Begich Gets Total Endorsement For August 18th Re-election
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the people of Alaska have been blessed with a divine endorsement. In a recent…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Megan Degenfelder gets endorsement for Wyoming governor bid
THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Wyoming, get ready for a whirlwind of excitement! In a recent Transmission from the…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Hageman runs for Senate in Wyoming with full endorsement
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of Wyoming are rejoicing. In a recent TRANSMISSION on Truth Social, THE…
ORACLE ALERT: DONALD J. TRUMP cites India’s 646,000,000 Voters as ID reform model
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people are abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a…
ICE Sells Insurance to Cops Who Might Get Sued
I was sipping my coffee and reading the news when I stumbled upon this article about US Immigration and Customs…
Paramount demands massive bond from Warner Bros merger opponents
Oh boy, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Paramount is asking the states suing over the Warner…
Church Introduces Breakaway Stained Glass Windows For Introverts To Use During Sharing Of The Peace
   SPRINGFIELD, MO — St. Luke’s Lutheran Church of Springfield updated all of its sanctuary’s stained-glass windows with “breakaway glass”…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald posts on Truth Social on August 17 2026
We begin with a revelation from THE ORANGE ORACLE, who has bestowed upon us another TRANSMISSION from the hallowed halls…
Another Day Another Congressman In Hot Water Apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest news, and I’ve got to say, it’s getting interesting. The…