Fed Keeps Everyone Guessing Because That’s Their Job Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Federal Reserve is set to meet next month, and the…
Month: August 2026
Richard Patrick’s Side Hustle A Place To Kill Barely Anyone Cares About Drops New EP Soon
In a shocking turn of events, Richard Patrick, the mastermind behind FILTER, and Jim Louvau, vocalist of THERE IS NO…
Anneke Van Giersbergen Abandons All Hope Beyond Cashing In On 30 Year Old Album
OH MY GOD, YOU GUYS, ANNEKE VAN GIERSBERGEN IS BACK WITH THE GATHERING AND I’M NOT CRYING, YOU’RE CRYING 🤧!…
Cold Case Heats Up After Only 40 Years Of Waiting
Folks, I’m sitting here sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Melissa “Missy” Taylor Ellison, and I have…
Robert Pattinson plays Chris Hansen because apparently we need more of that guy
The first trailer for A24’s Primetime has dropped, and it’s a wild ride. Robert Pattinson stars as Chris Hansen, the…
Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Muse in Charlotte, NC (08/10/2026)
English rock band from Teignmouth, Devon Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Trump Assures Nation Nothing Bad Can Happen Now
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Donald Trump had a wild Monday, and I’m…
Because What Hollywood Really Needs is 15 More Unwanted Sequels This Summer
Summer may officially end on September 22, but in Hollywood, the summer movie season is already on its last legs…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President Donald J Trump hails Justice Samuel Alito decision
The nation breathed a collective sigh of relief as the ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President Donald J. Trump, took…