Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Braid exits White House in September after legislative wins
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is dripping with greatness. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…
Mariah Carey Reissues Glitter Album For 25th Anniversary
Marayah Carey is marking 25 years of Glitter with an expanded reissue of her once-maligned 2001 album, due October 30th…
Dad’s Driving Directions Hinge On Where Old Shell Station Used To Be
CHICAGO—Basing the instructions almost entirely on a mental map of his surroundings that had seemingly not been updated since…
Immigration Hardliner’s Company Trafficked Nurses Apparently By Accident Totally
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Rick Jackson, a billionaire Republican, is running for governor in Georgia,…
Benji Webbe’s 18 Grandkids Somehow Still Not Tired Of Him
I just spit out my beer when I heard that Benji Webbe, the legendary frontman of Skindred, has a whopping…
EXTOL somehow still exists drops new album Aura Of Decay
OH BOY, IT’S FINALLY HAPPENING! 🤩 EXTOL IS BACK, AND I’M NOT SURE IF I SHOULD BE EXCITED OR TERRIFIED…
Walmart Scores Sweet Tariff Refund Jackpot
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Walmart just posted some impressive sales and profits, thanks in part…
Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…