Melania Trump apparently has better things to do now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Melania Trump’s latest initiative, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this…
Month: August 2026
Tariffs Still Happening Because Why Not At This Point
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump backed off from his threat to impose steep…
Trump’s Census Report Gets Failing Grade From Experts
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new report from the Census Bureau claims that tens of…
China’s Property Tycoon Gets Lifetime Accommodations Courtesy of Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest developments in China, and let me tell you, it’s a…
Trump Advisor Bails Before Midterm Elections Get Ugly
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shakeup in the White House, and I’ve got to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 20 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
EIFF 2026 Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Just Watch a Stationary Arrow for 2 Hours Straight
The 79th Edinburgh International Film Festival has kicked off, and I’m thrilled to report that it’s been a wild ride…
Get Ready for the Most Thrilling 5 Minutes of Your Life Watching the Trailer for Slow Horses Season 6 That Youve Been Waiting Your Whole Life For
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some super exciting news? 🎉 Apple TV just dropped the trailer for season…
Trump Tightens Screws On Iran’s Economy Somehow Still Losing
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The situation with Iran and the United States is getting more…