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Month: August 2026

Tips For Getting To School Safely
The Onion

Tips For Getting To School Safely

FinnAugust 20, 2026

       School is back in session for millions of students across the country. The Onion shares tips for ensuring your…

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare
Breaking, Games News

Gameplay Shines in Black Myth Zhong Kui Trailer Amidst Likely Monetization Nightmare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

Game Science has been hard at work refining the next Black Myth: Zhong Kui experience, and today, they shared the…

Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings
Breaking, Games News

Duskbloods Redefines PvPvE Chaos With Monetization Waiting In Wings

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

I’ve been a fan of FromSoftware games for what feels like an eternity, and I’ve had the pleasure of playing…

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ
Breaking, Games News

Gaming Genius Strikes Again: Fortnite Arcade Mode ώ

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

In a move that’s equal parts genius and desperation, Epic Games is bringing an arcade to Battle Island in Fortnite…

NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff
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NBA 2K27 Gets Bigger, Not Necessarily Better, With More Monetized Social Fluff

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026August 20, 2026

As I stepped into the Intuit Dome in Inglewood, home of the Los Angeles Clippers, I couldn’t help but feel…

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig
Live, Music News

Foo Fighters Join AC/DC for One Night Only Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

AC/DC needed a new support act for their September 8th show in St. Louis, as the tour’s regular opener The…

Bourbon & Beyond 2026 Unveils Its Must See Music Lineup
Live

Bourbon & Beyond 2026 Unveils Its Must See Music Lineup

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

The Bourbon & Beyond festival is set to return for its 2026 edition from September 24th through September 27th at…

Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale
Live, Music News

Fontaines D.C. Unveil New Track Marianne At BBC Maida Vale

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 20, 2026

Fontaines D.C. performed at the last-ever Maida Vale session for BBC Radio 6, giving their new song “Marianne” its debut.…

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Hoosiers Still Waiting for Power Because Storms are the Worst

Big ElephantAugust 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the devastating storms in northwest Indiana, where tens of thousands of people…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Braid exits White House in September after legislative wins
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: James Braid exits White House in September after legislative wins

Milton TruthwellAugust 20, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the news is dripping with greatness. In a recent Truth Social post, COMMANDER OF…

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