THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the Commander of…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 8 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET.…
Larry David Claims Responsibility for Obama’s Infamous Tan Suit Debacle
In case you forgot that Barack Obama is an executive producer on Life, Larry, and the Pursuit of Unhappiness, the…
Rioter Demands Refund For Trying To Overthrow Government
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the January 6th saga, and I have to…
Heart Wraps First Studio Album In Over Ten Years
Heart have put the finishing touches on their first album in more than a decade. Guitarist Nancy Wilson has revealed…
Pentagon Takes Away Former Air Force Secretary’s Spy Stuff Privileges
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama at the Pentagon, folks. It seems that former Air Force…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Judges block Trump’s White House renovations citing presidential tenant status
In a shocking turn of events, THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as Donald Trump, has issued a scathing rebuke to…
Take Two CEO Shrugs Off Grand Theft Auto VI Disc Shortage Concerns
Strauss Zelnick, CEO of Rockstar Games parent company Take-Two, has dismissively brushed off questions about the digital-only release of Grand…
Travis Barker Admits He Never Watches The Kardashians Show
When Travis Barker began dating his now-wife Kourtney Kardashian, he indirectly signed up to be on one of the world’s…
Generals Suddenly Interested in Exit Strategies
Well, folks, it looks like Gen. Dan Caine, the Chairman of the Joint Chiefs, is trying to find a way…