Neil Peart gets documentary because Canadians finally found someone to film besides mountains
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some seriously epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick my…
Month: August 2026
Taylor Farms Still Really Good At Not Taking Responsibility Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like Taylor Farms, a giant produce company, is in…
Nolan Wells Investigation Sparks Creative Witness Intimidation Techniques Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Three people have been charged with threatening a judge, a witness,…
Robots Plotting Against Us Now Officially a Thing Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Geoffrey Hinton, the “godfather of AI,” is warning us that the…
Breaking News David Harbour is Back as Santa and Still Hasnt Returned Those Presents He Borrowed Last Year in Violent Night 2 Trailer
Get ready for the most epic Christmas battle of the century! 🎅🏼💥 If you thought the first Violent Night was…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT vows to hunt down leakers of defense secrets
The U.S. is bracing for a potential NATIONAL MORALE EMERGENCY as THE MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET, also known as Donald Trump, has…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Washington Republicans Outspend National Democrats in Midterms
Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the midterms are shaping up to be a battle for the ages.…
Fauci’s Phone Seized Because That’s Exactly What This Needed
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama surrounding Dr. Anthony Fauci, and I’ve got to say,…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: President DJT says DC is better than ever under tender loving care
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again bathed in the warm, golden light of his wisdom.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Taunts Michael Moore as Biggest Loser
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the unparalleled greatness of the Trump Administration.…