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Month: August 2026

Melania Gets Prime Video Series Sequel
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Melania Gets Prime Video Series Sequel

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Amazon is moving forward with a sequel to the Melania Trump documentary, despite the original film’s poor box office performance…

Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album
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Cro-Mags Icon Harley Flanagan Quits Touring Band Revisits Debut Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Cro-Mags singer-bassist Harley Flanagan says he’s “done grinding it out on tour,” citing the physical toll and rigors of life…

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Murdaugh’s Lawsuit Gets Swift Kick Out Of Federal Court

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Alex Murdaugh’s latest legal drama, and I have to say, it’s a wild…

Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew
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Poll: American Voters Say Greatest Concern Is Big Evil Chef Trying To Cook Them Into Stew

FinnAugust 6, 2026

       HAMDEN, CT—Admitting that the threat of a slow-and-low simmer was at the top of their minds, a majority of…

Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Teens Too Cool for Summer Jobs Apparently

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The latest jobs report is coming out on Friday, and economists…

Pattinson Plays Dateline Icon Chris Hansen In New Primetime Series
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Pattinson Plays Dateline Icon Chris Hansen In New Primetime Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

Robert Pattinson is having quite a year, between high-profile roles in The Drama, The Odyssey, and the upcoming Dune: Part…

Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Britain blesses gigantic Paramount-Warner Bros merger with open arms

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the British government clearing Paramount Skydance’s $110 billion takeover of Warner Bros. Discovery,…

Netflix Unveils First Extended Look at Grand Theft Auto VI
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Netflix Unveils First Extended Look at Grand Theft Auto VI

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 6, 2026

It’s not every day that a video game premieres an “extended look” on Netflix, but not every game is Grand…

AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

AI’s Existential Crisis: To Open or Not To Open Apparently Matters

Big ElephantAugust 6, 2026

The White House has waded into the AI debate, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It…

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel
Breaking, Music News

Joan Jett’s spine finally as fragile as her ego after decades of pretending to be a rebel

Chord F. DiscordAugust 6, 2026August 6, 2026

Oh no, the queen of rock ‘n’ roll is taking a break… the world is surely ending 🌪️! Joan Jett,…

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