Trump Casually Rewires US Capitalism Behind Smokescreen of Red Scare
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Trump is trying to have it both…
Month: August 2026
RIKKI ROCKETT still playing same old songs because bills dont pay themselves
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some totally-not-desperate attempts to cling to the past? 🙄 Because I’ve got some…
Aaron Stainthorpe gets dumped by My Dying Bride and somehow still sounds whiny
I mean, who needs a social life when you can spend your days obsessing over the latest drama in the…
San Francisco Homes Now Cost A Cool Million Extra Thanks To AI
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. San Francisco, the city that was supposedly dying just a…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump repeats stance on Iran nuclear weapons
The nation held its breath as THE ORANGE ORACLE, also known as President DONALD J. TRUMP, issued a dire warning…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps signature law boosts tax refunds by 17 percent
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: tax refunds have jumped a whopping 17% after the president’s…
Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…
Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…