ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Trumps signature law boosts tax refunds by 17 percent
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the numbers are in: tax refunds have jumped a whopping 17% after the president’s…
Month: August 2026
Election Deniers Now Running Things Hopefully Not Into Ground
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like a bunch of Republicans who have denied or…
The End of Oak Street Review: Because Who Needs a Plot When You Can Have Dinosaurs and Confused Hipsters Running Around Like Headless Chickens
If you’re a fan of Jurassic Park, Jumanji, and Back to the Future, and you’re missing that era of cinema,…
Road Tire Leads to Fatal Shooting Now Mans Trial Begins
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the case of Jared Bridegan, a young Microsoft executive who was shot dead…
Another Beloved Star Gone, Now Let the Reboot Rumors Begin
Hollywood has lost another talented young star, as Hayden Panettiere, the actress known for her roles in Heroes and Nashville,…
Primus recruits Death Angel vocalist because why not
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that Mark Osegueda, the vocalist…
Warrel Dane spinning in grave as Nevermore replaces him with some dude named Berzan Onen
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some Nevermore news? I mean, I’m not sure if I am, but here…
America Gets to Choose Its Own Reality Show
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about these two rallies, one in Atlanta and the other in Long Island,…
Spirit in the Room in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
Experimental rock from Los Angeles, California Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Helmet in Greensboro, NC (08/16/2026)
Alternative metal band from New York City Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The…