ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Apple invests $30 billion in US chip manufacturing
Apple to Invest $30 Billion in US Chip Manufacturing, According to Latest Transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE In a move…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald Trump Warns of Dictatorship of Hate Threat
The latest transmission from THE ORANGE ORACLE has landed, and it’s a doozy. In a recent post on Truth Social,…
Another Iconic Star Gone, Cue the Reboot Announcements in 3, 2, 1
The week just got a whole lot worse. TMZ reports that Tim Curry, the iconic actor and beloved star of…
Because We Clearly Needed Another One, ‘Once Upon a Time in Hollywood’ Sequel Gets Title
Quentin Tarantino’s Once Upon a Time in Hollywood is getting a sequel, because of course it is. The film industry’s…
Texas High School Proposes Adding Academics To Its Football Program
TOMBALL, TX — Signaling a dramatic shift in focus from its longstanding tradition, a local high school proposed adding…
Vixen guitarist Britt Lightning’s new band The Jetsetters sells out to The Label Group already
Oh boy, are you guys ready for the most exciting news ever? 🤩 I mean, I can barely contain my…
Polyphia Blesses Us With New Album Because You Clearly Needed More Guitar Wankery
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some instrumentally-gifted, genre-bending, and potentially-soul-crushing music? 🤯 Because POLYPHIA just announced their fifth…
Boston’s Debut Album Gets Reissue With Rare Demos
Boston has announced a 50th anniversary edition of their legendary self-titled debut album due out in 2027. The news came…
Miley Cyrus Honors Godmother Dolly Parton In Heartfelt Tribute
Miley Cyrus has paid an emotional tribute to Dolly Parton, who passed away at the age of 80 this week.…
Harry Styles Sells Out MSG Grab Last Minute Tix Now
Harry Styles kicks off the first of 30 nights at Madison Square Garden tonight, August 26th, as part of his…