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Month: August 2026

Fontaines D.C. Previews New Album With Marianne Single Sneak Peek
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Fontaines D.C. Previews New Album With Marianne Single Sneak Peek

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Fontaines D.C. have teased their follow-up to Romance, which Consequence named one of the best albums of 2024. In the…

Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour
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Quicksand and Fucked Up Unite for Canadian Fall Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Quicksand and Fucked Up are joining forces for a co-headlining Fall 2026 Canadian tour. The outing kicks off September 22nd…

Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Prosecutors fine tune their case for Palisades fire guy redo

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Los Angeles is still trying to figure out who started that massive wildfire back in 2025, and I’m sipping my…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Darline Graham for South Carolina
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ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Donald J Trump endorses Darline Graham for South Carolina

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are commanded to GET OUT AND VOTE for Darline…

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Russell Gets Glowing Endorsement From Donald J Trump
The Orange Oracle

ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Russell Gets Glowing Endorsement From Donald J Trump

Milton TruthwellAugust 14, 2026

Breaking News: THE ORANGE ORACLE Issues Prophetic Endorsement on Truth Social In a move that has left pundits and citizens…

Brad Pitt Slams Poor Acting in Adult Films
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Brad Pitt Slams Poor Acting in Adult Films

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Brad Pitt, an actor, takes his craft very seriously. So much so, that he rejects watching porn — not because…

Wilt Drops Debut Album And New Music Video Dent Now
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Wilt Drops Debut Album And New Music Video Dent Now

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Rising Los Angeles band wilt have announced their long-anticipated debut album, when no one’s watching. Due to arrive October 2nd…

Kelly Osbourne Fires Back at Dee Snider Over Ozzy Remarks
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Kelly Osbourne Fires Back at Dee Snider Over Ozzy Remarks

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

Kelly Osbourne has lashed out at Dee Snider, accusing the Twister Sister singer of belittling her father Ozzy Osbourne by…

Lanterns Brings Star Power to HBOs DC Comics Adaptation
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Lanterns Brings Star Power to HBOs DC Comics Adaptation

Pixel P. SnarkbyteAugust 14, 2026

DC Studios’ Lanterns opens with a hell of a pilot. Funny, gripping, and twist-filled, the new HBO drama immediately drops…

Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Goes Full Steam Ahead With Ancient Tech

Big ElephantAugust 14, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – President Donald Trump has decided…

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