Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black again because you didn’t buy it enough times
To celebrate the 20th anniversary of Amy Winehouse’s Back To Black, UMR/Island will be reissuing the seminal album in a…
Month: August 2026
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Lake Ontario may become Lake America soon allegedly
The United States is considering a drastic change to its geographical landscape, as revealed in the latest transmission from THE…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE: Iran Kills Protesters While Failing To Pay Military
The MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET has spoken, and the world is once again reminded of the gravity of the situation in Iran.…
Trump’s Ego Faces South Carolina Litmus Test Apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like President Donald Trump’s endorsement isn’t as golden…
Klansman Lawyer’s Former Client Seeks New Trial
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Rocky Myers, a man who’s been locked up…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
The Hu in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
True Mongolian folk metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…
Marilyn Manson in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Shock rock from South Florida Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…
Rob Zombie in Charlotte, NC (08/24/2026)
Robert Bartleh Cummings plays Industrial metal! Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan…
Air Force Officer Charged For Daring To Criticize Dear Leader
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this US airman, Maj. Jason Watson, who’s been making headlines for all the…