Millennials somehow adulting with better credit scores now
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Kelly Klein, who managed to pay off her $100,000 student loans in just…
Month: August 2026
Target regrets selling creepy kids clown costume apparently
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Target’s latest mishap, and I just can’t help but think, “what were…
Trump Wins Again Because Democracy
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest Supreme Court decision on President Trump’s executive order targeting mail…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on unspecified date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and Oklahoma is abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the MAR-A-LAGO PROPHET. In a recent…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social on given date
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the people of South Carolina are about to witness a spectacle of epic proportions.…
Trump Wins Right To Make Voting Slightly More Annoying
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading…
Taylor Swift Shares Songwriting Secrets and Performs Exclusive Medley
Taylor Swift recently participated in The Recording Academy’s The Icon Sessions, where she offered a deep dive into her songwriting…
Wealthy Foreigners Rejoice Over New H-1B Visa Price Tag
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the Trump administration’s latest move to add a $103,265 fee for H-1B…
THE ORACLE SPEAKS Donald Trump posts on Truth Social August 24 2026
The ORANGE ORACLE has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest TRANSMISSION from the FLORIDA MESSIAH.…
ORANGE ORACLE UPDATE Trump posts on Truth Social from August 24 2026
The Orange Oracle has spoken, and the nation is once again abuzz with the latest transmission from the Mar-a-Lago Prophet.…