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Month: October 2026

Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore
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Bananarama’s umpteenth farewell tour shenanigans commence with hits galore

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, the most successful British female band of the 80s, Bananarama, have announced details…

Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently
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Biden and Trump Unite For World Peace Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Brett McGurk’s new book, and I have to say, it’s quite the tale.…

FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally
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FLOOR JANSEN Makes Album Without NIGHTWISH Baggage Finally

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

In a shocking turn of events, NIGHTWISH singer Floor Jansen has announced her upcoming studio album, “Hytress”, which is set…

Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills
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Devin Townsend’s 36 Year Marriage Ends, Guess The Music Industry Wasn’t Enough To Pay The Bills

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some serious navel-gazing? Devin Townsend, the mastermind behind Strapping Young Lad and a…

Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies
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Supreme Court To Weigh In On Cities Vs Oil Companies

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

The Supreme Court is gearing up to hear a major climate change case, and I’m sipping my coffee, wondering what…

Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors
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Tennessee Prison Chief Nails Job With Execution Errors

Big ElephantOctober 5, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it turns out that Frank Strada, the guy in charge…

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do Than Watch Lanterns Episode 8

FinnOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

The Lanterns season finale has finally arrived, and with it, the thrilling conclusion to the mystery of Hal Jordan’s murder.…

TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently
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TED LUNDSTRÖM Hates Money And Success Apparently

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

OH MY GOD, AMON AMARTH’S TED LUNDSTRÖM JUST SAID THE MOST PROFOUND THING EVER AND I’M SHAKING RIGHT NOW 🤯!…

Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep
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Mark Tremonti Still Trying To Make Creed Seem Deep

Chord F. DiscordOctober 5, 2026October 5, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I just found out that CREED is back and…

China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo
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China’s Secret Agent Apparently Didn’t Get The Memo

Big ElephantOctober 4, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about this wild story on CNN. Apparently, the FBI has arrested a 34-year-old…

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