Trump’s Charm Fails To Woo Latino Voters This Time Around
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest poll numbers, and it seems like Latino voters are not…
Month: October 2026
Baby Painted Purple For Vikings Game
The post Baby Painted Purple For Vikings Game appeared first on The Onion. Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical…
Metallica Unleash New Setlist at Sphere Night Two
Metallica played night two of their “Life Burns Faster” residency at Las Vegas’ Sphere on Saturday, and, as promised, repeated…
Nation’s Forests Slowly Turning Into Giant Barbecues Apparently
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Researchers are seeing a trend where forests that are historically adapted…
Tom Cruise’s Digger bombs because who didn’t see that coming
Tom Cruise has found himself in a bit of a financial hole with his new comedy, Digger. The film’s opening…
Another Greatest Hits from The Clash because you didnt buy it the first time
Because apparently retirement is just a suggestion, and the music industry’s motto is “never say die” (or at least not…
Atreyu returns because your early 2000s emo phase never really ended
OH NO, ATREYU TOOK A BREAK AND NOW THEY’RE BACK AND STILL NOT BORED OF EACH OTHER!!! 🤯 I mean,…
Cornell’s Jane Doe Embarks on Totally Normal Traumatic Experience Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Katiana Soenen, who says she was sexually assaulted as a freshman at Brown…
Trump Tackles AI Because That’s Gone Well Before
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about President Trump’s latest announcement, and I have to say, it’s quite the…
Turnstile Makes Historic SNL Debut After 45 Year Hardcore Drought
Turnstile took the stage for their Saturday Night Live debut this weekend, marking a rare live performance by a hardcore…