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Month: October 2026

Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest
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Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better to Do Than Easter Egg Hunt VisionQuest

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Episode 3 of VisionQuest has arrived, and with it, a plethora of Easter eggs and references that will surely delight…

Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do
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Netflix Still Churning Out Content Because You Clearly Have Nothing Better To Do

FinnOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

In a move that will surely delight everyone who has ever complained about not having enough content to binge, Netflix…

Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29
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Pearl Abyss milks Crimson Desert with Enhanced rehash October 29

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready for another dose of Crimson Desert, because Pearl Abyss is about to unleash a whole lot more of…

Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme
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Gaming’s Smoke and Mirrors: Polish Over Substance Reigns Supreme

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Let’s get real, folks – modern video games are a sensory overload in the best possible way. I mean, who…

Industry Insiders Spill Tea on Helluva Boss Fandom and Behind Scenes Antics
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Industry Insiders Spill Tea on Helluva Boss Fandom and Behind Scenes Antics

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

It’s time to dive into the wonderfully weird world of Helluva Boss, the animated series that’s been bewitching fans with…

Socialists Condemn Elon Musk For Redistributing Wealth
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Socialists Condemn Elon Musk For Redistributing Wealth

FinnOctober 21, 2026

    U.S. — Socialists around the country voiced their deep criticism this week of Elon Musk’s plan to voluntarily redistribute…

Rivalry Sizzles On 4K Blu-ray
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Rivalry Sizzles On 4K Blu-ray

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Eleven months after its HBO Max premiere, Heated Rivalry’s cultural domination only grows bigger — meaning that unlike a lot…

Offspring Guitarist Noodles Takes Break Due to Health Concerns
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Offspring Guitarist Noodles Takes Break Due to Health Concerns

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Noodles of The Offspring says he is stepping away from live performances for the immediate future “to deal with a…

Cloud Nothings Unleash Metal Edge On New Album
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Cloud Nothings Unleash Metal Edge On New Album

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Cloud Nothings are back with their new album, What Kind of Hell Did You Survive?, featuring a heavier sound than…

Oregon Lawmakers Renew Push To Ban Guns Like The One Used To Take Down That School Shooter
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Oregon Lawmakers Renew Push To Ban Guns Like The One Used To Take Down That School Shooter

FinnOctober 21, 2026

    SALEM, OR — After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in…

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