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Month: October 2026

Oregon Lawmakers Renew Push To Ban Guns Like The One Used To Take Down That School Shooter
Babylon Bee

Oregon Lawmakers Renew Push To Ban Guns Like The One Used To Take Down That School Shooter

FinnOctober 21, 2026

    SALEM, OR — After the tragic elementary school attack in the city of Bend, Oregon lawmakers have gathered in…

Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go
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Ohio Chemical Tank Explodes Because That’s Just How Tuesdays Go

Big ElephantOctober 21, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A chemical tank exploded in Toledo, Ohio, and it’s a big…

Beck Rocks Fallon with Sacha Baron Cohen on Cello
Live, Music News

Beck Rocks Fallon with Sacha Baron Cohen on Cello

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Beck stopped by The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Tuesday night, October 20th, where he performed his recent single…

Gibson Launches Tom Petty 50th Anniversary Guitar And Apparel Line
Live, Music News

Gibson Launches Tom Petty 50th Anniversary Guitar And Apparel Line

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Gibson is celebrating the 50th anniversary of Tom Petty and the Heartbreakers with a limited run of Flying V guitars,…

Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures
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Stephen Wilson Jr Joins Eddie Vedder On New Music Ventures

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Stephen Wilson Jr. might be the only former scientist in Americana who can turn a boxing ring, a Pixies classic,…

Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt
Breaking, Games News

Heavenly Gameplay Saves Publisher’s Soulless Remake Attempt

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Few games have piqued my interest quite like STRANGER THAN HEAVEN, the latest project from Ryu Ga Gotoku Studio. From…

PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership
Breaking, Games News

PAC-MAN Devours Snow Removal Duties in Latest Cash Grab Partnership

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Winter is coming, and so are the gimmicks. Yarbo, a robotics company, has teamed up with the one and only…

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard
Breaking, Games News

Consoles now costing an arm and a leg becomes the next gen standard

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026October 21, 2026

Get ready to mortgage your house for the next-gen consoles, folks! The latest rumors are circulating that the PS6 could…

Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain
The Onion

Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain

FinnOctober 21, 2026

       Diagram Of A Patriot’s Brain Beyond its laws and leaders, what has allowed the United States to prosper for…

Kenan Thompson To Talk To Shane Gillis Before Next SNL Appearance
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Kenan Thompson To Talk To Shane Gillis Before Next SNL Appearance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 21, 2026

Kenan Thompson says that if Shane Gillis were to return as host of Saturday Night Live, he “would have a…

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