Neighborhood Children Woefully Unprepared For Local Man Who Chooses Trick Over Treat
NAPERVILLE, IL — Dozens of neighborhood trick-or-treaters were left completely unprepared Tuesday evening after local resident Burt Ostler unexpectedly…
Month: October 2026
Baptist Baseball Fans Torn Between Rooting For Team Named After Devil Or Team Named After Beer
ALPHARETTA, GA — A full-time Baptist and part-time baseball fan is reportedly struggling ahead of the coming World Series…
Epstein’s Advisers Get Sued Because Of Course They Did
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The New Mexico Attorney General, Raúl Torrez, has filed a…
Noodles health issues force Offspring to finally play to smaller crowds they deserve
Oh no, the apocalypse is upon us: Noodles from THE OFFSPRING is taking a break from live performances due to…
Geezer Butler joins hasbeens for Metalmania IV because nostalgia is a cash grab
Oh boy, are you ready for the most epic adventure of your life? 🤯 Rock ‘N’ Roll Fantasy Camp is…
DHS Brings In Maury To Reveal Results Of Omar DNA Test
WASHINGTON, D.C. — The Department of Homeland Security brought in famed television host Maury Povich to reveal the results…
Angine De Poitrine Unveils Highly Anticipated 2027 Tour Schedule
The mysterious math rock band Angine de Poitrine have announced a new run of 2027 tour dates. The Quebecois duo…
CHVRCHES Unveil New Album And 2027 Tour Plans
CHVRCHES have returned to announce their fifth album, All the King’s Men, out on January 22nd via Futures Music Group.…
Trump Loses Bid To Deny Transgender Inmates Medical Care
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest Supreme Court decision, and I’ve got to say, it’s a…
Fired General Warned Of Missile Shortages Before Iran War
Gen. Randy George, the Army chief of staff since ousted by Defense Secretary Hegseth, warned of critically low stockpiles…