Kenan Thompson To Talk To Shane Gillis Before Next SNL Appearance
Kenan Thompson says that if Shane Gillis were to return as host of Saturday Night Live, he “would have a…
Month: October 2026
Executive Order Designates Shaking Empty Beer Can At Wife As Official Language Of U.S.
WASHINGTON—In a new attempt to promote efficiency and unity in the way the Americans communicate, President Donald Trump issued…
LEGALIZER: Fortune‑Telling Gumball Machine Sued for Bad Psychic Predictions
A bewildered citizen once asked, "Can I sue a gumball machine for a misleading fortune?" The LEGALIZER terminal, however, decided this was no ordinary consumer…
Bon Jovi’s Vocal Cords Miraculously Still Intact Somehow
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🌎 I mean, I can barely contain my excitement… 🤩…
Trujillo and Muir Reunite to Milk Nostalgia with 35 Year Old Riffs in LA
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some funky news? 🤯 I just found out that Infectious Grooves is celebrating…
Oh Joy Idris Elba and Some Other People are Stuck in Space Water with a Guy Named Hero Who Clearly Has a Super Cool Name
We’ve got a real treat for you, folks! 🍿👽 A new movie is coming out, and it’s going to be…
Pentagon kindly lends DHS a heat ray for border fun
The Pentagon has given the Department of Homeland Security permission to test a military-grade heat ray, and I’m reading this…
Democrats somehow still ahead despite being Democrats apparently
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A new CNN poll shows that the Democratic Party has…
Justice Kagan Calls Out Conservative Colleagues For Democracy Fail
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Justice Elena Kagan’s latest comments on the Supreme Court’s handling of election…
Trump’s Potential Tantrum Sparks Fierce GOP Jockeying
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the White House is in a bit of…