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Month: October 2026

Spotify Removes Over 50M Fake Tracks Annually In Ongoing Crackdown
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Spotify Removes Over 50M Fake Tracks Annually In Ongoing Crackdown

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

People listen to Spotify and apparently Spotify listens to people as evidenced by the fact that the streaming platform cut…

Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Guatemalan Smuggler Gets 30 Years for Texas Tragedy of Epic Proportions

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about this horrific story. A federal judge sentenced Rigoberto Román Miranda-Orozco, a 39-year-old…

Michael Snubbed for Golden Globes Musical Comedy Category
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Michael Snubbed for Golden Globes Musical Comedy Category

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Michael won’t be winning the musical/comedy Golden Globe if a recent decision by the awards’ committee stands. The Golden Globes’…

Spin of the Day: Treasury yields dropped as recent housing data showed signs of weakness. — 7% Mostly Reality
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Spin of the Day: Treasury yields dropped as recent housing data showed signs of weakness. — 7% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 20, 2026

Treasury yields decreased following a series of disappointing housing data in the U.S., contributing to a temporary respite for both…

Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Cornell President Masters Art of Not Helping Jane Doe Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A woman, identified as Jane Doe, is suing Cornell University over…

Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help
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Taylor Momsen Saves Music From Certain Doom By Refusing AI Help

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh no, the music industry is doomed… or not. Taylor Momsen, the fearless frontwoman of THE PRETTY RECKLESS, has spoken…

Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow
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Dino Cazares Promises Not To Repeat Himself On New Fear Factory Album Somehow

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 FEAR FACTORY just dropped a new single, “Roboticist”, and…

Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All
Breaking, Movie News

Oh Great Another Movie About People Dying in a Slayground Because That’s Not a Cliché At All

FinnOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The most epic film of the century is coming, and I’m not even exaggerating (okay, maybe I am) 🤣! Get…

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Finds New Scapegoat in French Riots

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Trump is at it again, using footage of violent…

Debbie!!!!!!!!!!! Steals!!!!!!!!!!! Conan O’Brien’s SubwayTakes Episode
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Debbie!!!!!!!!!!! Steals!!!!!!!!!!! Conan O’Brien’s SubwayTakes Episode

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Comedian Conan O’Brien recently made an appearance on SubwayTakes, where he delivered a series of humorous takes, including “All statues…

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