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Month: October 2026

Budget Airlines Flourish In Europe Because Apparently They Try Harder
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Budget Airlines Flourish In Europe Because Apparently They Try Harder

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

I was sipping my coffee and reading about Ryanair, the Irish-based airline that’s one of the most profitable low-cost carriers…

Four Year Strong Plot 25th Anniversary Tour for Spring 2027
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Four Year Strong Plot 25th Anniversary Tour for Spring 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Four Year Strong have announced a Spring 2027 US tour celebrating the 25th anniversary of the band. The outing features…

Doug Dulgarian Reveals Shocking Cancer Diagnosis to Fans Suddenly
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Doug Dulgarian Reveals Shocking Cancer Diagnosis to Fans Suddenly

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Doug Dulgarian, founder of Philadelphia shoegaze band They Are Gutting a Body of Water, has revealed he has been diagnosed…

Kubrick’s Entire Filmography Hits 4K In Complete Collection Release
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Kubrick’s Entire Filmography Hits 4K In Complete Collection Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Stanley Kubrick directed 13 movies over the course of his storied film career, all beloved by cinephiles, and trust the…

xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her ‘Brother In Christ’
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Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her ‘Brother In Christ’

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    RENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had…

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
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Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…

Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill
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Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Brandi Carlile has unveiled the lineup for Girls Just Wanna Weekend, her annual getaway festival taking place from January 14th-18th…

Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold
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Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Bono, the lead singer of U2, has shared his thoughts on the current state of politics and the potential for…

Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027
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Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Cyndi Lauper has revealed a new run of Las Vegas residency dates for 2027. The Rock and Roll Hall of…

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