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Month: October 2026

Kubrick’s Entire Filmography Hits 4K In Complete Collection Release
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Kubrick’s Entire Filmography Hits 4K In Complete Collection Release

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Stanley Kubrick directed 13 movies over the course of his storied film career, all beloved by cinephiles, and trust the…

xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year
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xTool C1 does everything except make a decent game this year

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh joy, another device to clutter up our desks and empty our wallets. But hey, at least this one looks…

Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her ‘Brother In Christ’
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Aw, Crap: Girl You Like Just Called You Her ‘Brother In Christ’

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    RENO, NV — Local college student Ethan Connor experienced a major dating setback Tuesday after the girl he had…

Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season
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Ukraine’s Starshield Disruptions: Because Space Wars Are So Last Season

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like there’s been a bit of a kerfuffle over…

Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill
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Brandi Carlile Reveals Star Studded 2027 Girls Just Wanna Weekend Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Brandi Carlile has unveiled the lineup for Girls Just Wanna Weekend, her annual getaway festival taking place from January 14th-18th…

Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold
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Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Bono, the lead singer of U2, has shared his thoughts on the current state of politics and the potential for…

Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027
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Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Cyndi Lauper has revealed a new run of Las Vegas residency dates for 2027. The Rock and Roll Hall of…

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
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AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid

FinnOctober 20, 2026

       NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up…

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

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