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Month: October 2026

Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold
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Bono Slams GOP Hijacking Wants Republicans Back In The Fold

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Bono, the lead singer of U2, has shared his thoughts on the current state of politics and the potential for…

Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027
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Cyndi Lauper Sets 10 Night Vegas Residency for 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Cyndi Lauper has revealed a new run of Las Vegas residency dates for 2027. The Rock and Roll Hall of…

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid
The Onion

AOC Tidies Up In Case Federal Agents Stop By For Raid

FinnOctober 20, 2026

       NEW YORK—Frantically fluffing pillows and folding blankets in preparation for unannounced visitors, Rep. Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez was spotted tidying up…

French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By
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French Shop Owners Hang Hams Over Doorposts So Rioters Will Pass Them By

FinnOctober 20, 2026

    FRANCE — French shop owners across the nation have begun hanging hams over their doorposts so the hordes of…

THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027
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THROWN blesses North America with existence in 2027

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for some earth-shattering news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to pick up the…

Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles
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Because What Liverpool Really Needed Was More Beatles

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

Oh boy, are you ready for this? 🤯 The Beatles are getting their own theme park, and it’s going to…

Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ilhan Omar’s Sister Gets Surprise Visit From Investigators Apparently

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest investigation into Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I’ve got to say,…

Iron Maiden Tops 2027 Boardwalk Rock Fest Bill
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Iron Maiden Tops 2027 Boardwalk Rock Fest Bill

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

The lineup for the 2027 edition of the Boardwalk Rock festival has been unveiled, featuring headliners Iron Maiden, Korn, and…

Nolan’s The Prestige Hits IMAX in 70mm for First Time Ever
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Nolan’s The Prestige Hits IMAX in 70mm for First Time Ever

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Christopher Nolan is bringing 70mm IMAX magic to one of his earliest films — The Prestige, starring Hugh Jackman and…

Andrew Watt Reveals Why Black Sabbaths Final Album Never Happened
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Andrew Watt Reveals Why Black Sabbaths Final Album Never Happened

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Producer Andrew Watt has revealed why a final Black Sabbath album with the original four members rumored to be helmed…

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