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Month: October 2026

Christina Applegate Reveals Her MS Misdiagnosis Story
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Christina Applegate Reveals Her MS Misdiagnosis Story

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Christina Applegate shared a stunning revelation on her podcast on Tuesday: since 2021, she has been misdiagnosed with MS. In…

AirPods Max 2 Headphones Now 100 Bucks Cheaper
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AirPods Max 2 Headphones Now 100 Bucks Cheaper

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Apple’s AirPods Max 2 wireless noise-canceling headphones have dropped to $449.99 on Amazon. This marks a $100 discount on the…

CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more
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CD Projekt cranks out Edgerunners 2 update to milk Cyberpunk 2077 some more

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

It seems like CD Projekt RED is back to its old tricks, breathing new life into Cyberpunk 2077 with Update…

Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab
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Mortal Shell II spawns Halloween content in shameless seasonal cash grab

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

The holiday season is upon us, and you know what that means – a plethora of updates and events designed…

‘Whalefall’ Writer Reveals Story Inspired By Time He Ate A Scuba Diver
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‘Whalefall’ Writer Reveals Story Inspired By Time He Ate A Scuba Diver

FinnOctober 20, 2026

       LOS ANGELES—Noting that one’s own life often provided the best material, Whalefall novelist and screenwriter Daniel Kraus revealed Tuesday…

U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show
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U2 To Rock NFL Thanksgiving Eve Halftime Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

U2 will headline the halftime show of the NFL’s first-ever Thanksgiving Eve game, taking place Wednesday, November 25th, between the…

Lambrini Girls Launch Spring 2027 North American Tour
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Lambrini Girls Launch Spring 2027 North American Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026

Lambrini Girls have announced their spring 2027 North American tour in support of their forthcoming album, No Refunds, and unleashed…

Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
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Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 20, 2026October 20, 2026

In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…

Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
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Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not

Big ElephantOctober 20, 2026

As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…

LEGALIZER: Houseplant Honored? The Plant Gets a Federal Rap Sheet
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LEGALIZER: Houseplant Honored? The Plant Gets a Federal Rap Sheet

Chord F. DiscordOctober 20, 2026

A citizen walked up to the mysteriously named LEGALIZER system and asked, “Is it illegal to name a houseplant after a former roommate?” In a nation where even…

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