Lambrini Girls Launch Spring 2027 North American Tour
Lambrini Girls have announced their spring 2027 North American tour in support of their forthcoming album, No Refunds, and unleashed…
Month: October 2026
Corsair Teams Up with Aimlabs to Milk Gaming Peripherals Market with SABRE V3 PRO
In a move that’s sure to get the competitive gaming crowd all aflutter, Corsair has announced the SABRE v3 PRO…
Democrats Optimistic About Midterms Because Why Not
As I sipped my coffee and read through this article, I couldn’t help but think that the Democrats are getting…
LEGALIZER: Houseplant Honored? The Plant Gets a Federal Rap Sheet
A citizen walked up to the mysteriously named LEGALIZER system and asked, “Is it illegal to name a houseplant after a former roommate?” In a nation where even…
Trump Reboots Favorite Lie About Schools Secretly Surgifying Kids
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump is at it again, claiming that schools in…
JAY-Z Tapped For 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show
JAY-Z has reportedly chosen the headliner for the 2027 Super Bowl Halftime Show: himself. Since 2019, the rap mogul has…
Diana Leah abandons Delain after whole one album whats the point even
I mean, it’s not like we didn’t see this coming or anything. I’m shocked, SHOCKED, that the lead singer of…
Vivek Ramaswamy Learns Politics The Hard Way In Ohio
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Vivek Ramaswamy, the biotech entrepreneur, is running for governor in Ohio,…
Flamingo Thief Found Guilty Because That Was Obviously Going To Happen
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about a Canadian man, Mitchell Fairbarn, who was convicted of animal cruelty charges…
Vance Breaks with Trump on Netanyahu Endorsement Because Sanity
So, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Vice President JD Vance declining to endorse Benjamin Netanyahu for reelection, and…