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Month: October 2026

LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Complain About His Own Growling Stomach in a Meeting – and the Government Gets Serious
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LEGALIZER: Man Asks If He Can Complain About His Own Growling Stomach in a Meeting – and the Government Gets Serious

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026

When a federal employee walked into the Legalizer terminal and asked, "Can I legally file a noise complaint against my own stomach growling in a meeting?" the…

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween
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Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this…

Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween
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Cute: Katie Zacharia To Dress Up As A Lawyer For Halloween

FinnOctober 17, 2026

    WASHINGTON, D.C. – Press Secretary Katie Zacharia dressed up in an adorable lawyer costume for a Halloween party this…

Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow
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Trump’s White House Hits New Low with Katie Zacharia Fiasco Somehow

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Katie Zacharia’s stint as White House press secretary was a wild…

Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow
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Industry Veteran Marko Djurdjevic Tries to Salvage ORKEN with 30 Years of Knowhow

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready for a triple threat of creativity as Marko Djurdjevic brings his brainchild, ORKEN, to Lucca Comics & Games…

Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit
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Frugal Abbey Graf gets permission to splurge a little bit

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about Abbey Graf, a 28-year-old who’s trying to save money and plan for…

Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again
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Dave Grohl saves The Pretty Reckless from obscurity again

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

We’re not sure what kind of dark magic Taylor Momsen and the gang have conjured up, but they’ve managed to…

METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans
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METALLICA dusts off 30 year old song for people who still wear high school jeans

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

I just witnessed Metallica’s performance of “…And Justice For All” at their “Life Burns Faster” residency in Las Vegas, and…

No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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No Cure in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Birmingham, Alabama Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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Stick to Your Guns in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Metalcore from Orange County, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of…

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