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Month: October 2026

Spite in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)
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Spite in Greensboro, NC (10/16/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Deathcore from Bay Area, CA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as β€œThe Sultan of…

Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!
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Spite in Greensboro: Pure Chaos, Unfiltered Aggression!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 17, 2026

Hangar 1819 in Greensboro was packed wall to wall with fans ready for a full-on assault of metalcore and deathcore.…

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

War Disrupts Trade Because Geography Is Hard

Big ElephantOctober 17, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The war between the United States and Iran has really gotten…

Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway
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Megadeth recruits Anthrax and Kerry King because who needs a social life anyway

Chord F. DiscordOctober 17, 2026October 17, 2026

Oh no, Megadeth is touring again and we’re all doomed to have an amazing time 🀘! I mean, who needs…

Apple Watch Ultra 3 Hits All Time Low Price
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Apple Watch Ultra 3 Hits All Time Low Price

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 17, 2026

The last-gen Apple Watch Ultra 3 is down to $649 on Amazon, marking a whopping $150 discount and matching its…

Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Ilhan Omar’s Home Searched Because Trump Administration Loves Surprise Parties

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama involving Democratic Rep. Ilhan Omar, and I have to…

Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs πŸ’€
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Nightmare Weekend Raleigh: $60 for Empty Chairs πŸ’€

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 16, 2026

Three hours of driving, $60 for one ticket, and two days at Nightmare Weekend Raleigh. We came for horror legends…

Spin of the Day: Many lawsuits by the DOJ to access voter data have been dismissed by judges. β€” 11% Mostly Reality
Spin Of The Day

Spin of the Day: Many lawsuits by the DOJ to access voter data have been dismissed by judges. β€” 11% Mostly Reality

FinnOctober 16, 2026

Over the past year, the Department of Justice's Civil Rights Division has filed lawsuits against 30 states and Washington, D.C.,…

Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto
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Nintendo invades EB Games with bespoke store in Toronto

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 16, 2026October 17, 2026

Get ready, Canada, because the Great White North is finally getting its very own Nintendo Store, and it’s about time,…

Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterms Threatened By Slightly Larger Than Usual Debt

Big ElephantOctober 16, 2026

The federal budget deficit has risen to nearly $2 trillion for the past fiscal year, which is the largest annual…

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