Nathan Fielder Quietly Deletes Footage Of Theranos Machine Working Perfectly
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Month: October 2026
Central Park Horse Whips Get Yanked Possibly Ending Jobs
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one – it seems those iconic horse-drawn carriages in Central Park are…
Anuel AA And Maluma Dive Into Música Mexicana Scene
Reggaetoneros Anuel AA and Maluma are looking to música mexicana for inspiration. During separate appearances at Billboard Latin Music Week…
SNL Taps The Strokes and Phoebe Bridgers for New Episodes
Saturday Night Live has confirmed its next batch of episodes with musical guest slots featuring The Strokes and Phoebe Bridgers.…
Kid Rock Claims Trump Support Hurt His Career
Kid Rock’s unwavering allegiance to Donald Trump has resulted in him missing out on corporate deals and late-night TV appearances.…
More Unnecessary Sequels And Reboots To Binge On Streaming This Weekend
New movies are flooding streaming platforms this week, because of course they are. It’s not like we need any more…
Ilhan Omar Says She Didn’t Know She’d Married Her Brother As They Were Separated At Birth And Hidden From Their Father, Darth Vader
WASHINGTON, D.C. — In an interview with MS NOW last night, Representative Ilhan Omar explained that she didn’t know…
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Elizabeth Holmes
You Can See Everything, a documentary that follows Theranos founder Elizabeth Holmes in the month before her prison sentence,…
Garfield’s latest concoction mashes auto battlers with battle royale chaos predictably
Get ready for the chaos, folks! Richard Garfield, the genius behind Magic: The Gathering, is back with a brand new…
Dispatch Turns One With Bloated Update To Milk Players Some More
It’s been a year since AdHoc Studios’ Dispatch debuted, and to celebrate this milestone, the studio has announced a slew…