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Month: October 2026

God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury
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God of War collector’s box ships empty, because luxury

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready to fork over your hard-earned cash for a fancy box with no actual game inside, because that’s exactly…

Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets
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Razer peddles Pokémon themed headsets to nostalgic gamers with deep pockets

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Pokémon fans, rejoice! Razer has just released three new headsets inspired by the beloved franchise, because what’s a 30th anniversary…

Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money
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Apple Unleashes Slew of Overpriced Gadgetry to Separate You from Your Money

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Today, Apple decided to bless us with a plethora of new gadgets, because, you know, we were all just missing…

Dropkick Murphys Set Boston Homestand for St Patricks Day Tour
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Dropkick Murphys Set Boston Homestand for St Patricks Day Tour

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

A couple weeks after announcing their 2027 St. Patrick’s Day Tour, Dropkick Murphys have unveiled the details of their annual…

Slayyyter Set to Rock Madison Square Garden June 2027
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Slayyyter Set to Rock Madison Square Garden June 2027

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Slayyyter has announced the biggest show of her career so far: on June 21st, 2027, she’ll perform a headlining show…

Draco Rosa Blends Jazz and Psychedelia at Tiny Desk
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Draco Rosa Blends Jazz and Psychedelia at Tiny Desk

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Puerto Rican singer-songwriter and Latin rock icon Draco Rosa is the latest artist to perform at NPR’s Tiny Desk, delivering…

Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly
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Court Debates Doge Docs Amid Terrorist Chef’s Asylum Bid Suddenly

Big ElephantOctober 13, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The Supreme Court has agreed to take up two appeals from…

Phoebe Bridgers Joins Bright Eyes Onstage in Nashville
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Phoebe Bridgers Joins Bright Eyes Onstage in Nashville

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers joined Bright Eyes during their concert at the Brooklyn Bowl in Nashville on Monday night, performing guest vocals…

Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty
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Rolling with punches Baldur’s Gate 3’s cruel RNG whimsyalty

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Get ready for a wild ride with Baldur’s Gate 3, where the dice can be as cruel as a publisher’s…

Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling
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Game Design Demystified: Where Art Meets Crunch Time and Soul Selling

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 13, 2026October 13, 2026

Oh joy, you want to join the ranks of the eternally sleep-deprived and creatively drained game designers. Well, buckle up,…

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