Yngwie Malmsteen Regrets Not Joining David Lee Roth’s Ego Trip Tour
Oh boy, are you ready for some juicy gossip from the world of metal? 😱 I mean, who doesn’t love…
Month: October 2026
NYC Mayor Demands NYPD Use Less Force Probably Maybe Hopefully
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. New York City Mayor Zohran Mamdani is ordering a comprehensive review…
MAGA’s Latest Bright Idea Implodes Spectacularly Again
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems like the MAGA movement has a bad case of…
Sienna Spiro Launches 2026 My House Tour Get Tickets Now
Siena Spiro is about to take her debut album on the road: her “My House” tour kicks off Tuesday, October…
RZA and More Discuss V/H/S Mixtape and Killer Puppets
The V/H/S franchise has spent years finding increasingly inventive ways to make audiences regret pressing play, but V/H/S/Mixtape takes the…
Gene Simmons Has Elon Musk and Donald Trump on Speed Dial
KISS’ Gene Simmons claims to have the phone numbers of Elon Musk and Donald Trump in his contacts, stating that…
Local Man Somehow Trains For Marathon Without Posting About It Every Day On Facebook
BOUNTIFUL, UT — A local runner made history Tuesday by completing a 26.2-mile marathon without ever posting a single…
Moonfrost Teases Promise, But Don’t Expect It To Bake Just Yet
Oh joy, another farming simulator to add to my ever-growing list of games that will consume my life. I mean,…
Trump Tells Liberals Uncomfortable With Public Execution To Just Imagine It’s A Healthcare CEO
WASHINGTON, D.C. — As public debate continued over the scheduled live-streaming of terrorist Nidal Hasan’s death by firing squad,…
Deen Castronovo Rocks On With Journey Just Days After Health Scare
Two nights after being rushed off stage with a medical emergency two songs into Journey’s show in Tulsa, Oklahoma, drummer…