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Month: October 2026

Anthrax Bassist Frank Bello Wants More Big Four Shows
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Anthrax Bassist Frank Bello Wants More Big Four Shows

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

In 2010 and 2011, the “Big Four” of thrash metal — Metallica, Slayer, Megadeth, and Anthrax — played a historic…

Zach Bryan Drops New EP With Lana Del Rey And Troubadours
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Zach Bryan Drops New EP With Lana Del Rey And Troubadours

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Zach Bryan has announced a new eight-song EP, Young Manhood & Other Donatable Organs, arriving this Friday, October 16th via…

Metal Icons Unite For Live Venom Tribute Performance
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Metal Icons Unite For Live Venom Tribute Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Behemoth and Dimmu Borgir’s Shagrath gave their cover of Venom’s “In League With Satan” its live debut on October 9th…

Marvel TV Era Ends with Bittersweet VisionQuest Series
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Marvel TV Era Ends with Bittersweet VisionQuest Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

It’s been eight years since the character of Vision (Paul Bettany) was tragically sacrificed during the events of Avengers: Infinity…

SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀
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SC Fear Farm Part 1 ⛏️ We Entered the Haunted Mines! 💀

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

We were invited to SC Fear Farm in Blacksburg, South Carolina, to experience Mineshaft Mayhem 2.0: The Curse of the…

Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently
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Because What The World Needed Was Another Blade Runner Sequel Apparently

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

It’s not like we’ve been waiting for a decent sci-fi movie to come along, but Amazon’s upcoming series Blade Runner…

Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever
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Because What Hollywood Needs is More IP to Milk Forever

FinnOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The cosplayers were out in full force at New York Comic-Con over the weekend, because of course they were. Every…

Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover
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Trump’s Golf Course Gets Tree-mendous Makeover

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I’m sitting here with my coffee, reading about the latest drama involving the Trump administration, and I just can’t…

Fringe Conspiracy Theorist Still Believes James Talarico Not Insane
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Fringe Conspiracy Theorist Still Believes James Talarico Not Insane

FinnOctober 12, 2026

    AUSTIN, TX — Despite overwhelming evidence, a local fringe conspiracy theorist continued to insist that U.S. Senate hopeful James…

XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show
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XPENG invades Europe with overhyped G9L SUV at 2026 Paris Motor Show

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

The gaming world may be abuzz with the latest developments in electric vehicles, but let’s be real, who needs a…

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