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Month: October 2026

Metallica’s James Hetfield Slams Influencers at Sphere Event
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Metallica’s James Hetfield Slams Influencers at Sphere Event

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Metallica frontman James Hetfield took a minute out of the band’s show at Las Vegas’ Sphere on Saturday to let…

Sacha Baron Cohen Joins Tarantino’s Stage Play Debut
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Sacha Baron Cohen Joins Tarantino’s Stage Play Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Sacha Baron Cohen will play the lead role in Quentin Tarantino’s debut stage play, The Popinjay Cavalier, producers confirmed on…

Pearl Jam Unlikely to Rock Sphere Venue
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Pearl Jam Unlikely to Rock Sphere Venue

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Pearl Jam is unlikely to follow in the footsteps of Metallica and perform at the Sphere in Las Vegas anytime…

Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers
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Kennedy’s Quips Might Just Conquer GOP Field of Goobers

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Louisiana Senator John Kennedy is quite the character, and his recent…

Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data
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Google cranks out more gadgets to track your every move and sell your data

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Google is at it again, trying to convince us that we need yet another gadget to track our every move,…

Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut
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Poly Fighter flexes with random power-ups in shaky Early Access debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Poly Fighter is the latest game to enter the ring, and I’ve got to say, it’s a bit of a…

Dan Levy Slams Shane Gillis Over Sexist SNL Debut Rant
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Dan Levy Slams Shane Gillis Over Sexist SNL Debut Rant

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Former Saturday Night Live host Dan Levy has called out comedian Shane Gillis over remarks he made about women during…

Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins 
The Onion

Audubon Society Formally Excommunicates Penguins 

FinnOctober 12, 2026

       NEW YORK—Condemning the semiaquatic seabirds’ heretical acts as an affront to the principles the organization was founded to sustain,…

Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Apparently Knowing Someone Isn’t Actually Knowing Them At All

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Antoinette Forbes is a real-life mystery that’s got…

Ella Langley Finds Courage to Perform Amid Bomb Threat Scare
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Ella Langley Finds Courage to Perform Amid Bomb Threat Scare

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 12, 2026

Ella Langley returned to the stage in Lubbock, Texas, on Saturday night, a day after a bomb threat prompted her…

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