Trump Makes Friends With Russia Over Diesel Because That’s Totally Normal
Well, folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. President Donald Trump’s diesel deal with Russian leader Vladimir Putin…
Month: October 2026
Trump’s Genius Plan Involves Super Intelligence Somehow
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Apparently, President Donald Trump has decided that the term “artificial intelligence”…
Trump Country Suddenly Less Trumpy Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest voting trends in Ohio, and folks, it’s looking like Democrats are…
Mortal Sin to bless us with stale greatest hits and live albums because clearly thats what the world needed
In a shocking turn of events, Australian thrash metal pioneers MORTAL SIN have announced their return to the stage after…
Senator Settles Debt To Cookie Vendor After Six Long Years
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Republican Sen. Roger Marshall, who just settled a six-year-old debt with a…
Mike Love Returns to Beach Boys Stage Despite Health Struggles
Mike Love made his first live appearance with The Beach Boys since health issues forced the band to cancel or…
Soulja Boy Eyes White House Bid In 2028
Soulja Boy is considering a run for president in 2028, teasing his potential entrance into politics with a social media…
Philadelphia House Suddenly Remembers Woman Who Vanished Eight Years Ago
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. The story of Nicole Fusaro, a 27-year-old woman who went missing…
Russia and Ukraine Take Break From Fighting to Discuss Gas Bills
Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest development in the Russia-Ukraine conflict, and I’ve got to say,…
Raconteurs Reunite After Seven Year Hiatus For Live Show
The Raconteurs reunited for the first time on stage in nearly seven years during Jack White’s concert at The Truth…