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Month: October 2026

GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship
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GOP Desperately Trying to Detach from Sinking Trump Ship

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

The Republican Party’s midterm campaign is looking like a hot mess, folks. Just three weeks out from November, officials are…

Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again
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Fed Officials Casually Mention Impending Doom Again

Big ElephantOctober 12, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Four years ago, then-Federal Reserve Chair Jerome Powell warned Americans that…

Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!
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Inter Arma Crushed Chapel Hill — Now Give Them Bigger Stages!

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Inter Arma absolutely crushed it at Local 506 in Chapel Hill. But after 20 years of delivering outstanding metal, this…

Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC
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Inter Arma in Chapel Hill, NC

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 12, 2026

Post-Metal from Richmond, VA Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up
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Nickelback Will Torture Audiences Indefinitely As Long As You Keep Showing Up

Chord F. DiscordOctober 12, 2026October 12, 2026

Oh boy, are you guys ready for this? Nickelback is going on tour again, because apparently, the world wasn’t already…

US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us
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US to Ukraine: Stop Hitting Russia’s Energy, Please, For Us

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama between the US and Ukraine, and let me tell…

Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11
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Politicians Argue, Nothing Gets Solved, Film at 11

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading about the latest debate in the South Carolina Senate race. It’s getting intense…

Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward
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Trump Mulls Firing Girlfriend Kimberly Guilfoyle Because Awkward

Big ElephantOctober 11, 2026

Folks, I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest drama in the Trump administration, and let me tell you,…

Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine
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Gaming Gems Amidst Industry Chaos August September Indies Shine

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 11, 2026October 11, 2026

As the gaming landscape continues to evolve, one thing remains constant: the sheer volume of incredible indie games hitting the…

Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)
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Hilt in Chapel Hill, NC (10/10/2026)

Chuck B. BallsyOctober 11, 2026

«Superdoom» from Raleigh, NC Chuck B. BallsyChuck B. Ballsy, affectionately known in the satirical world as “The Sultan of Snark,”…

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