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Month: October 2026

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Trump Axes Trees For Golf Course Upgrade Because Ego Is Par

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest controversy in Washington DC, folks, and it’s a doozy. Crews with…

Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Gunman Opens Fire On Philly Cops Because That’s Just Tuesday Now

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. A Philadelphia police officer, Shane Seiber, was shot and killed, and…

Barry Manilow Postpones Vegas Show Due to Bronchitis
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Barry Manilow Postpones Vegas Show Due to Bronchitis

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

Barry Manilow’s Las Vegas residency is facing another setback, just one full show into his return to the stage. The…

Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow
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Another Reboot Nobody Asked For Hits Theaters Today Somehow

FinnOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

Brad Bird has directed seven movies, and to varying degrees, all of them except Ratatouille concern themselves with retro futures.…

Danny Trejo Clarifies Stance On ICE Amid Movie Backlash
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Danny Trejo Clarifies Stance On ICE Amid Movie Backlash

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

Danny Trejo is pushing back against criticism over his role in Pawn Shop, an upcoming Daily Wire film centered on…

Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album
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Devin Townsend Saves World With New Album

Chord F. DiscordOctober 10, 2026October 12, 2026

I mean, seriously, Devin Townsend is a force to be reckoned with, and his latest announcement has left us all…

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Jaguar spends 130k on car that still can’t escape traffic

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Jaguar, the luxury car brand, just unveiled its new electric vehicle,…

Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit
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Sex Pistols Confront Man Who Crashed Womens Mosh Pit

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

The current Sex Pistols frontman Frank Carter berated a male concertgoer from the stage who apparently entered a women-only mosh…

Modest Mouse Brings Good Vibes to New York Rooftop Gig
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Modest Mouse Brings Good Vibes to New York Rooftop Gig

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 10, 2026

As Modest Mouse near the end of their fall tour in support of new album An Eraser and a Maze,…

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Northern Pennsylvania Wins Award For Most Exciting Day Ever

Big ElephantOctober 10, 2026

I’m sipping my coffee and reading about the latest shooting in Erie, Pennsylvania, where nine people were killed on Friday,…

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