Lot Wins Halloween Couples Costume Contest Dressed As Pepper Shaker
THE PLAIN OF JORDAN — Lot won first prize in a local Halloween couples costume contest this weekend after…
Month: October 2026
Indigo Girls Tour Bus Involved in Fatal Accident
Indigo Girls’ longtime tour bus driver was killed in a crash in South Carolina on Friday morning. No band or…
Trump Town Sales Plummet Amid Customer Policy Disapproval
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. There’s a store in Boones Mill, Virginia, called Whitey Taylor’s Trump…
Army Totally Prepared for Public Firing Squad Execution Apparently
I’m sipping my coffee and trying to wrap my head around this one – Secretary of Defense Pete Hegseth announced…
Montgomery Tries To Save Avatar From Live Service Ruin
It’s finally happened, folks – the Avatar universe is back, and it’s bigger than ever. I mean, who needs a…
Plastic Bag That Blew Into Modern Art Museum Sells For $10 Million
CHICAGO, IL — A plastic shopping bag that accidentally blew inside the Chicago Museum of Modern Art sold at…
Elon Musk’s PAC generously shares bad voting info with everyone
Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. So, it seems that Elon Musk’s super PAC, America PAC, has…
John 5 and Wednesday 13 team up because you clearly needed more mediocre horror punk in your life
Oh boy, are you guys ready for some epic news? 🤯 I mean, I’m still trying to process it myself,…
Pancreatic Cancer Picks Worst Possible Target Rich Cipriano
Oh no, the New York Hardcore scene is about to get a whole lot less sick 🤕! Richie Cipriano, the…
Billionaire Worries About Future Somehow
I’m sipping my coffee and reading about Jeff Kizer, a guy who’s got a pretty relaxed attitude towards money. He’s…