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Month: October 2026

Fontaines D.C. and John Mayer Headline Big Shows This Week
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Fontaines D.C. and John Mayer Headline Big Shows This Week

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Tickets for a number of newly announced tours officially go on sale Friday, October 9th, including Fontaines D.C., Carly Rae…

Westside Cowboy Bring Pin Up Boys to Fallon US TV Debut
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Westside Cowboy Bring Pin Up Boys to Fallon US TV Debut

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

English indie rockers Westside Cowboy made their US TV debut on The Tonight Show Starring Jimmy Fallon on Thursday evening,…

Grimes Unveils PSYOPERA Album And New Single ACCELERANDO
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Grimes Unveils PSYOPERA Album And New Single ACCELERANDO

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Grimes has announced her new album, PSYOPERA, in a characteristically unconventional manner: an Instagram video featuring surreal visuals, pulsing synths,…

FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity
The Onion

FBI Classifies Not Finishing Hamburger  As Seditious Activity

FinnOctober 9, 2026

       WASHINGTON—Vowing to use the full force of the bureau to crack down on anyone who thwarted the values and…

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Midterm Madness Sparks Lucrative Betting Frenzy Among Insiders

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. It seems that prediction platforms like Kalshi and Polymarket are offering…

Cameron Winter Drops Live Album From Carnegie Hall Performance
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Cameron Winter Drops Live Album From Carnegie Hall Performance

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Cameron Winter has released Live at Carnegie Hall, a new live album that captures his December 2025 performance at New…

Journey Drummer Deen Castronovo Rushed to Hospital After Show Emergency
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Journey Drummer Deen Castronovo Rushed to Hospital After Show Emergency

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Journey drummer Deen Castronovo was rushed to the hospital after suffering a medical emergency onstage Thursday night at the BOK…

Phoebe Bridgers Joins Boygenius at Cherry Lane Theatre Series
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Phoebe Bridgers Joins Boygenius at Cherry Lane Theatre Series

Pixel P. SnarkbyteOctober 9, 2026

Phoebe Bridgers has released a three-song live performance filmed by Primetime director Lance Oppenheim for A24’s Sound Check at Cherry…

Recipe For Disaster
The Onion

Recipe For Disaster

FinnOctober 9, 2026

       The post Recipe For Disaster appeared first on The Onion.     Read More FinnFinn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed…

Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season
Breaking, Elephant Reads CNN

Delta Loves Your Wallet This Holiday Season

Big ElephantOctober 9, 2026

Folks, I almost spilled my coffee reading this one. Delta Air Lines just reported a huge jump in fuel costs,…

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