An explosive report revealed that the United Arab Emirates warned Israeli Prime Minister Benjamin Netanyahu about an imminent attack by Hamas 10 days before Oct. 7, with Netanyahu reportedly dismissing the threat that would end up destabilizing the region. What do you think?
“Who listens to every call they get from the United Arab Emirates?”
Judah Moyer, Meat Marinater
“It’s so hard to find that sweet spot between ‘do nothing’ and ‘slaughter indiscriminately.’”
Rita Little, Systems Analyst
“You want a Four Seasons in Hebron or not?”
Milo Wiggins, Sofa Marketer
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