INDIANAPOLIS—Profusely apologizing for the unexpected and last-minute cancellation, singer-songwriter Phoebe Bridgers announced Monday that she was postponing her show at Gainbridge Fieldhouse after experiencing a twinge of happiness. “I hate to do this, but fans wouldn’t be able to experience The Lost Tour as intended if I performed in the state I am tonight,” said the artist in a statement posted to her Instagram page, assuring fans and followers that she was receiving “only the best care” from professionals who were doing everything in their power to lower her mood to its baseline state. “There was an incident earlier in the day where a small half-smile appeared on my face. It will probably go away on its own, but I’d rather be safe than sorry. Mental health is so important, and I need to take some personal time to make mine worse. Trust me—no one wants to hear an uptempo version of ‘Kill Me.’” At press time, Bridgers confirmed she had made a full recovery after overhearing her own album.
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Finn McFrame, celebrated satirical mastermind and self-proclaimed “Emperor of Irony,” started his illustrious career as a cinematographer, where his expertise in capturing every single frame of a squirrel stealing a baguette earned him accolades at obscure film festivals.
Born in the glamorous town of Boring, Oregon, Finn grew up with dreams of being a Hollywood director until he realized that satire, not cinema, was his true calling—or at least the one that let him sleep until noon.
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