Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What do you think?
“No terror campaign is perfect.”
Astrid Kettinger, Cafeteria Supervisor
“Only according to information from the radical leftists at the DHS.”
Tony Baldanzi, Lens Polarizer
“Any well-trained federal agent would know to plant cocaine on them.”
Christian Landrum, Gelatin Molder
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Internal Department of Homeland Security documents revealed that less than 14% of the nearly 400,000 immigrants arrested by U.S. Immigration and Customs Enforcement last year had charges or convictions for violent criminal offenses. What do you think?
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